BIG UPS TO FUTURE EXES

Big news – Lo-smarmio confesses I’m not cold - I got a heart as big as Texas So stop boiling all that oil and casting hexes When I say, big ups to my future exes

Don’t you want to pull my string? (I’ll be what you want me to be) Maybe puppets aren’t your thing (I’m unattached and wishy washy) Take me to your family (I clean up real nice) Someday soon you’ll give up on me

Respect – I think I read about what that is I’m so correct – I could teach all the classes Sometimes this Cold War turns hot ‘tween the sexes So may I now say, big ups to my future exes

Come on now believe the hype (I think I got a couple dollars) You might think I’m not your type (I’ll take you out and make you holler) Can’t you just forgive and forget? (I won’t be, I won’t be, I won’t be there for you) I haven’t gotten started yet

Someday I’ll find meaning And I’ll stop preening like the cock of the walk ‘til then I’ll dodge bullets So bring on the bullwhips ‘til I’m outlined in chalk Don’t take me to mama I don’t want no drama I don’t want to talk

You probably think I’m being coy You probably think I’m some kind of toy But I’ve never seen I’ve never seen A relationship I can’t destroy

Don’t you want to pull my string? (I’ll be what you want me to be) Maybe puppets aren’t your thing (I’ll disappear so suddenly) Take me to your family (But show me the exits first) Someday soon you’ll give up on me

Someday I’ll find meaning And I’ll stop preening like the cock of the walk Don’t take me to mama I don’t want no drama, just want electric love Find me an electric love Find an electric love…

Now I’m sweet – feels like I just paid my taxes On my street – a quarterback throwing passes I said my piece – now let’s saddleback on those asses I tip my hat – big ups to my future exes