Oaxaca
They told him not to come here
on his two-week paid vacation
to escape his office
and his unbearable life
He studied his brochure
he had a map of Aztec ruins
all he wanted was pictures
but he came back with a wife
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
se huele como vaca
pero sabe como machaca
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
Coco studied the ecology
specializing in invasive species
he walked into the cabana
the most invasive of them all
He pointed to the brochure
asked her, “How much farther is it?”
she said to go no further
“Take me to the pirate’s ball!” (arr!)
They boarded Pirate Billy’s
regatta d’ill repute
when Billy he saw Coco
he said “She’s my favorite”
Billy told the tourist
“I hope that you like fighting
with one hand behind your back
and the other inside a snake!”
But before the mano a mano
he asked “donde esta el bano?”
Billy slapped him on the back and said,
“You will be one of us”
So he said goodbye to Scarsdale
the regatta set their mainsails
he and Coco had mixed cocktails
“It’s the pirate’s life for me!”