OAXACA

They told him not to come here On his two-week paid vacation To escape his office And his unbearable life

He studied his brochure He had a map of Aztec ruins All he wanted was pictures But he came back with a wife

Oaxaca, Oaxaca Se huele como vaca Pero sabe como machaca Oaxaca, Oaxaca

Coco studied the ecology Specializing in invasive species He walked into the cabana The most invasive of them all

He pointed to the brochure Asked her, “how much farther is it?” She said to go no further “Take me to the pirate’s ball!!” (arr!)

Oaxaca, Oaxaca Se huele como vaca Pero sabe como machaca Oaxaca, Oaxaca

They boarded Pirate Billy’s Regatta d’ill repute When Billy he saw Coco He said “she’s my favorite”

Billy told the tourist “I hope that you like fighting With one hand behind your back And the other inside a snake!” (sssss)

But before the mano a mano He asked “donde esta el bano?” Billy slapped him on the back and said, “You shall be one of us”

So he said goodbye to Scarsdale The regatta set their mainsails He and Coco had mixed cocktails “It’s the pirate’s life for me!”

Oaxaca, Oaxaca Se huele como vaca Pero sabe como machaca Oaxaca, Oaxaca