PUPPET GOVERNMENT

I work a little every day Using cloth and foam And a little megaphone

I know they’re listening to every little thing I say They nod appreciatively At my soliloquoys

You see, I’m starting a revolution With a fuzzy little band of Lilliputians You might think I’m crazy Let’s agree to disagree You’ll see…

I’m lining up the cavalry I run them through the drills Practicing their combat skills

I don’t just sit around eatin’ ‘tato chips I’m working overtime On my dictatorship

You see, I’m starting a revolution With a fuzzy little band of Lilliputians You might think I’m crazy But that doesn’t mean I won’t succeed

Without my fingers, they’re lifeless, twisted and bent When I’m inside them they’re a puppet government Didn’t somebody say you should make no small plans? If you want to escape from the devil you must use your hands

I’m starting a revolution With a fuzzy little band of Lilliputians Now you can try to take my playthings away But come one day… Come one day… Come one day…

(First you use the carrot, then you use the stick First you use the finger, then comes the fist Then comes the fist Then comes the fist)

Without my guidance you’d all be lifeless and bent (Lifeless and bent – do you hear me??) No hunger, no questions, no fighting here under my tent (Not in my tent!) It fills my heart with joy you’ve agreed to my plan (Joy, I tell you! Joy!) When I’m inside you I feel so much more like a man