THIS JAM IS FUCKING AWESOME

Check out this jam right here, this jam is fucking awesome Check out that funky bass, oh my God that’s awesome too Check out those killer riffs, the guitar is awesome Check out those keyboards, dude—the sax and trumpet too The drums and sampler kicking out those beats I dig those beats they’re….awesome

Check out this dinosaur— this dinosaur is awesome A cowboy skeleton? That’s awesome! Check out this coelacanth— this coelacanth is awesome And then Medusa came... Her hair was made of snakes... I have to slay her, 'cause this fucking jam is fucking off the chain!

Off the chain This jam is off the chain (Form a search party for the chain!) We can’t find the chain This jam is off the chain

I just took a Facebook quiz That quiz was fucking awesome You took the same quiz, too!?! What animal are you? Yours said that you’re a bear - mine said that I’m a marmot A bear is badass, dude— Marmots are badass, too I think I smell a fucking cage match!!!

In this corner, weighing in at 1,000 pounds, the Alaskan Grizzly In this corner, weighing in at four pounds two announces, the Alpine Squirrel a.k.a. MARMOT!!!

The bear is fucking awesome The marmot’s fucking awesome The dinosaur is awesome The skeleton is awesome The coelocanth is awesome Medusa’s fucking awesome This band is fucking awesome

Oh my God, this jam is awesome!!

THIS JAM IS FUCKING AWESOME!